{"product_id":"mini-squishable-happy-bat","title":"Mini Squishable Happy Bat","description":"\u003ci data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eYou're totally bats! He's batty! They've got bats in the belfry! That idea is bat, um, poop!\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese winged mammals sure do know how to carry off a good insult. Why go through all the linguistic gyrations to explain that someone isn't the sharpest tool in the shed (What shed? What tool? I mean, hammers aren't even supposed to be sharp!)...when you could just compare them to a friendly chiroptera! So the next time you really want to let someone know you think they're unglued, don't reach for some kind of \"nuts-based\" metaphor or \"loose screws\" verbal device. Reach for this bat instead!\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishables","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42101002141853,"sku":"","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0402\/5411\/1901\/products\/mini_squish_bat_ii_7.jpg?v=1647452128","url":"https:\/\/thedorkden.com\/products\/mini-squishable-happy-bat","provider":"The Dork Den","version":"1.0","type":"link"}