{"product_id":"squishable-narwhal","title":"Squishable Narwhal","description":"\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhy horses? When we think, \"What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?\" why do we immediately think \"a horse\"? I mean, the poor thing would develop all kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would turn the recipient into shishkabobs.Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek, blue and wiggly, !@#$ adorable...in aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. A horn on a whale: it just makes sense!\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Squishables","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41007292285085,"sku":"","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0402\/5411\/1901\/products\/squish_narwhal_15_new.jpg?v=1631900370","url":"https:\/\/thedorkden.com\/products\/squishable-narwhal","provider":"The Dork Den","version":"1.0","type":"link"}